Post by J K on Jun 5, 2007 1:17:54 GMT -5
Just thought I'd impart some (dumb) jokes on you guys before I got to bed. Got a 7am final tomorrow, yay! Good luck on your finals!
A: Have you heard about that actress who stabbed her husband?
B: Who?
A: I think it was Reese... Reese....
B: Witherspoon?
A: No! With her knife!
-Gary (at work). [it was so stupidly funny I cracked up...]
I remember walking into a department store and having someone come up to me and say, "If you need anything, you can call me Jenny." I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before! So, if I don't need anything, what do I call you? Greg?!
-Mar, quoting some stand-up comedian
A: Do you know what the word of the day is?
B: What?
A: Today's word is: Legs. So let's get back to my place and spread the word.
-Mark, Barkada, Leo's B-day at BJ's
A: Have you heard about that actress who stabbed her husband?
B: Who?
A: I think it was Reese... Reese....
B: Witherspoon?
A: No! With her knife!
-Gary (at work). [it was so stupidly funny I cracked up...]
I remember walking into a department store and having someone come up to me and say, "If you need anything, you can call me Jenny." I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before! So, if I don't need anything, what do I call you? Greg?!
-Mar, quoting some stand-up comedian
A: Do you know what the word of the day is?
B: What?
A: Today's word is: Legs. So let's get back to my place and spread the word.
-Mark, Barkada, Leo's B-day at BJ's
